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Part One:
XIX – I love you ReallyUglyGirl! Please tell me you have a
vestigial limb! Lie if you have to, just say the words…
RUG – Dear Sir, While I would like to say yes, (because
truly at one point in my life I did), it is simply no longer the case.
Regrettably, Christopher Buttons felt that it was in his best interest to
consume said vestigial limb (or most of it anyway) despite my repeated protests
to the contrary. Such a delightful scamp, that Christopher Buttons… always up
to shenanigans.
Sincerely,
Agatha Tameryn Gray
XIX – Dearest AGs, Tender is the night!!! Wouldst that you
portray but one thing – and that, a vestigial vestige! Forsooth; I quiver.
And to thy musculusin chum, Nantucket Buttons, my gratitude.
For you and I were made for one another my sweet misshapen fiend, and it is
upon your grace that I (and my delicious cake) await.
Your Servant,
Xix Feng
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