Dangerous Liasons

That's my little bird Kevin...

A frozen fish makes an excellent defensive weapon, and if it's big enough it can stop a bullet. Cephalopod (frozen or raw) are useless as are smaller fish. Go for a swordfish for thrusts and swipes or a shark for audacity.

If you survive the encounter you should really consider why you were fighting for your life in a fish market in the first place.

Seriously ... shit ain't right.