Great News!!!

Billy, and Ray Ray. My buddies...

I finally settled my lawsuit with those idiots at Acme Cutting Lasers - they have to subsidize and build a series of completely new shark tanks in my underground grotto! Yay!

It's going to be pretty sweet and I'm going full lux on the installation. It will have multiple 'dipping' chambers, a submerged passage leading to an enclosed outdoor lagoon, and a sweet little underwater viewing lounge complete with LED mood lighting, a fully stocked bar, and Italian designer furniture.

I'm going to have to cover the costs for a lot of the incidentals myself, like the trapdoor in front of the desk in my office that will lead to the tanks, but I really don't mind. It's been toooooo long since I've been able to mete out fishy sharp toothed justice to those that oppose me.

Once the build out is complete I'm also going to have to do a lot of testing to make sure that the mechanics are all up to snuff, and that the sharks behave as they should. To that end I think my neighbor Barry should prove to be the perfect subject for this quality analysis. He's pretty rugged and should be able to survive complete multiple test runs as we tweak things. He successfully fought off a pack of wild dogs once (my bad) and can speak Esperanto underwater (we train the sharks to respond to commands in Esperanto).

This is going to be great!

Also, can anyone out there recommend a good shark broker? Our last guy turned out to be a bit of a disappointment so we had to turn that dude over to the DPRK. :(